Summer, Road Trips, Manhandling Yourself - 07302025

Summer is in full gear, and for most people taking advantage of the warm weather, it means more road trips! This can be both a bad thing, and a good thing. It can be a bad thing, because for us out there chasing cock on the road, there's a lot more wives and kids around to interfere with our hunt. It can also be a good thing because those wives and kids are usually accompanied by a horned-up, usually sex-deprived husband who will drop his pants any chance he gets to have his balls drained. Play your cards right at any busy travel center or any place full of families with horned-up dads, and you're bound to get a mouthful of pent-up jizz to put a smile on both your faces. Road trips can be rough, but they can also be lots of fun. 

Remember that when you're driving out on the highway and sitting for hours in that driver's seat, your dick is eventually going to demand attention in one of two ways - It will either want to piss, or it will want to be manhandled. And who are we to deny our cocks some good manhandling?! I've made it a point to wear easy-access clothing when it comes to playing with my cock while driving. Sweats are nice, but you have to pull them down from the top to get to your cock, and good luck playing with your balls.  Baggy shorts make it super easy to hike up the leg material and let you whip out your cock and balls. (Those baggy basketball shorts are the best for this!) The guy in the picture here has the right idea, but good luck getting out at the Exxon in a hurry dressed like that!

Word to the wise - keep tissues or a little towel close to you in case you get carried away with your edging, and you end up with cum all over the steering wheel while you're doing 75 mph next to a smiling trucker! It's happened. And I hope it happens again. You also want to be careful jacking off while driving. If the cops see you weaving, or driving erratically, they won't hesitate to pull you over during this season of drunk driving. Be sure your driver's license is good, and you've got proof of insurance, so you don't end up with a nightmare drive instead of a fun cruise.  Who knows - if you're lucky, the cop who pulled you over will put two-and-two together and sympathize with your situation!

Happy Cruising, my fellow chasers!

 

 

Happy 4th Of July 2025

Hope everyone had a good one. For Independence Day, I felt free to test positive for Covid, so I'm not feeling very patriotic right now.  Fortunately, I just feel tired and not deathly sick.  Hope everyone enjoyed a day off from work!

Here's a nice photo I found that I wanted to share with you all.  What a great way to be patriotic!

Road Journal 07032025

 Had to drive into the heart of Texas recently. There was no shortage of truckers on the roads. I wanted to roll down my windows and forsake gas mileage and the 100-degree weather just to catch a whiff of the diesel fumes in the air. But my balls could only get so sweaty before they left a stain in the seat, so I cranked up the a/c, instead. I wondered how many truckers drove by as they jacked off, looking for relief.

The gas gauge read one quarter tank left, so I pulled into a random gas station / travel center that wasn't buzzing with four-wheeler traffic. (I like these because I prefer to avoid the ones full of families, screaming kids, and everything that doesn't trigger the boner.) Maybe it was the time of day, the day of the week, I don't know. But there were minimal cars and a whole bunch of big trucks. 

With visions of truckers dancing in my head, I got out of the car and headed inside to pay for fuel. I thought I'd pick up a few road snacks and maybe try to find some on-the-spot truckers to munch on. Sadly, the place had cameras everywhere. So much for cruising at the coffee station or doing some suggestive crotch-grabbing at the coolers. Disappointed, I limped towards the bathrooms hoping for a better setup. Stealth mode engaged, I quickly glanced at the trucker shower doors to see if any were cracked open.  No luck, either. (In my imagination, there's always a trucker who leaves the door cracked open, inviting me to join him for a private shower and/or romp. Ridiculous, I know, but it's MY imagination!)

When I got to the men's bathroom, I was sad to see it had been designed by some homophobe asshole who went out of his way to gay-proof the place so that guys like me couldn't start any shit in there. Here's what I mean:

• Each stall was made of metal (so no chance of glory holes)
• The walls between stalls went all the way down to the floor (so no foot-tapping or other activity)
• The front door of each stall went all the way down to the floor for maximum privacy.

It was one of THOSE places. Despite the whole detention center dungeon motif, the place was well-lit (maybe TOO well-lit) and it was exceptionally clean.  I was heartbroken.

After I paid for fuel and for a hot dog and snacks, I went back to my car and sat there frustrated, disillusioned and horny. Fuck it. If I can't touch the truckers, at least I could drool over them as they made their way towards the bathrooms.  After I fueled up, I parked at the edge of the parking lot facing all the big trucks. It was a great view! I could see all the truckers leave their trucks, then make their way towards the building next to me.

Right away, my mind started imagining how each of these truckers looked like with their cock sticking out of their pants or cutoffs. I thought of deepthroating my hot dog as truckers walked by my car, but then realized it was not a good idea. With my luck, I'd probably piss off a straight homophobic trucker carrying a concealed handgun. 

There was a steady parade of truckers who made their way past me. Not all of them were the typically "hot trucker" types, but most of them showed some very promising crotch bulges. (A guy can dream.) I left that place disappointed, but with plenty of jackoff fantasy material to last me for a while.  Sometimes that's all you get.

Looong Weekend 07022025

Everyone likes a big, long dick. Well, almost everyone. For those of us less picky about the size and girth of a man's phallus, any cock will do.  Today, however, I thought I would drop a couple of pics featuring those long, lovely dongs. Hope you enjoy!