Happy International Sculpture Day!
You ever wonder why most famous sculptures only show people in really great shape?
Who is representing the middle-aged hairy heavier male?!
And worse yet, most statues only show men with tiny or soft genitals.
Well, in honor of those sculptured softies, I've put together a little picture parade of softies that transformed my softie into a stiffy!
Hope you enjoy!
I always wondered what was going on in there.
I would love to run into this daddy at the beach!
No fear of drowning here. Those balls will float right up to the top.
This is how you take a lunch break while out in the field!
Oldie but goody. Just love that mouth-watering pucker at the end.
He looks shocked that you're staring. Show him why you're gazing.
BFFs with softies on full display. Make room for one more, please.
Even soft this is still a mouthful! Love all that beef!
Why don't you get down to business? It's not going to suck itself.
See what you did? Now you have to remedy the situation.
In-shape daddies can be fun, too. Do you want the bed or right there?
This is one pizza delivery I will gladly tip generously for!
