Friday, December 22, 2023

Better Loads? 12/22/2023

Saw this ad somewhere on the web, and couldn't help but grin. 
I don't know what they were selling, but I know what I wanted! 
That's one hot-looking driver! 
I'd love to be down between his legs taking care of business 
while he's taking care of his business. What do you think?


 

Friday, September 15, 2023

Tree Trunk Trucker - 09172023

Every now and then you hit the proverbial jackpot when it comes to cruising truckers. It happened to me again last night when I hooked up with a trucker at my local Love's truck stop.


I don’t travel much anymore due to work, and the pandemic. So, when I get long weekends, I’ll reserve a room at my nearby truck stop, and hope for some good trucker cruising. Sometimes it’s a bust, but other times, like last night, I score some good and memorable trucker action.


As modern times would have it, we started talking to each other using a dating app.  He wasyounger than what I'm used to cruising, but his profile peaked my interest whenI read how he was "overnighting" in my area "before another longrun."  I immediately thought he had to be some sort of trucker, and Iwas right!  (He later told me he never used the word "trucker" in his profile because he gets too many "crazies" hitting him up.) 


We did the photo swap dance, traded stats, and long-story-short, I invited him to my room.  The Love's in my town is right next to a little motel, and as fate would have it, he was parked right next door in his big truck for the night.  We both laughed at how things worked out.  I told him that I used to pick up truckers on the CB this way, and he said he'd heard stories of guys cruising truckers on the radio, but had never had the luck of landing a date that way. (Again, my discomfort with his age.) 


When I opened the door to my room, I was shocked. He was a mountain of a man!  I thought I held my own at 5'8" 200 lbs., but this fucker was about 6'2" and every bit of 320 lbs of bulked up beef!  He had a buzz cut, a clean shaven face that made him look a little childish, save for the thick porn stache that stuck out from under his nose.  I stuttered my words as I stepped aside and asked him to come in. 

This was his build!

"Not what you expected, huh?" he asked quietly.


I chuckled, and said "Not exactly, no. But definitely much better than what I'd hoped for." We made small talk as he undressed, and I stretched out on the bed as I wore nothing but a smile.  I wasn’t happy about the fact he was practically hairless except for the buzzcut and mustache, but I was very intrigued by his physique.


He got naked in no time as he peeled off his T-shirt, sweats, and flip-flops. He joined me in the bed, and suddenly the big, comfortable bed felt too small for the both of us.


"Man, this is nice," he mumbled as he wriggled his way up between my legs, past my belly, and put his face in my chest to inhale deeply. "It’s nice to be able to stretch out, mmm…" He went straight for my cock and sucked on it passionately. The sensation of a masterful blowjob caught me off guard, and I gasped as I felt him wrap his mouth tightly around my boner. This guy could suck dick!


"Good boy," I encouraged him. "That feels fucking amazing," I hissed between my teeth.


I realized I had just called him ‘boy’ even though he was almost double my size. It didn’t faze him. I looked down to glance over the mountain of flesh that squeezed itself between my legs.  His arms were immense, his legs were tree trunks, and his back and chest were massive. I grabbed him by the ears and fucked his face as he moaned louder to let me know he loved it as much as I did.


Without any warning, he got up on his knees and pulled me up from my legs so that my ass was at his face level.  He lifted me so only my upper back was touching the bed. He spread my legs open, and I felt like a turkey wishbone at Thanksgiving dinner about to be split in two.  I felt his powerful tongue deep in my hole, and he moaned so powerfully, the vibrations reverberated all though my insides. It felt incredible! His deep baritone voice really carried through me and I could feel his humming vibrate my prostate. His tongue-rape of my asshole continued for a few minutes before he slowly lay me back on the bed so that he sat between my wide-open legs.


“I’m going to fuck you now,” he said in a low voice.


“Yeah,” was all I could whisper.


He penetrated me immediately, and my breathing stopped when I felt his balls slap against me. He was all the way in.


“Breathe,” he said. “I’ll give you a minute.” Once he noticed my breathing had calmed down, he started a steady rhythm. This guy could fuck, too.


I lost count of all the positions he put me in. There were times he was under me. There were times he was over me. We were beside each other one moment, and I clearly remember another moment when I couldn’t tell which way was up. The fucking lasted an eternity, and at some point, he had stabbed my prostate enough to where I’d shot my load without even touching myself. He said he had cum, too, but he saw I had enjoyed it too much, so he didn’t stop.


We cleaned up, I got rid of the condom, and then I gave him a nice, little rubdown with a washcloth soaked in hot water. He really enjoyed the rubdown, and it gave me a chance to take in his massive body. I think the only thing that we had in common was the width of our ankles. Otherwise, the guy was hardcore mass! I asked him how come he was so big, and he told me was really into power lifting before he became a trucker. Now that he had been on the road a couple of years, he didn’t weigh as much as he did, his definition had taken a hit, but he liked to stay bulked and pumped up. I told him it looked good on him.


We made small talk, and he got up to leave. Despite my invitation to stay the night, he said he had to roll out early, and wanted to get some good sleep before he headed out. I thanked him, and saw him out. This was a memorable meeting not only because he had the typical powerlifter physique, but because he was outside of my preferred “older and hairy” zone. I guess there IS much to be said about playing outside of your comfort zone and trying new things.

Sunday, July 30, 2023

Dick Pulling Material 07302023

 

The balls on this guy!



Time to check under the hood, buddy...


We hope you like our valet services today.




You gotta do what you gotta do when you're trying to beat the heat.


More hangers!



Sometimes a smile is all it takes!


Is this the main meal or dessert?


Massages rock!


Something something and chill?


Does this dick make me look fat?


Got a little swelling going on here between the legs, doc. 
Can you help?


Have fun!

Tuesday, July 11, 2023

Beef! It's What You Suck On! 07112023

Surfing the web back in the day left you waiting a whole lot.
While he's waiting for the page to load, how are you going to take care of him?



Lick your way up from my big toe. If you're good, you'll get a reward.



Hurry up. The old lady's waiting on me down the beach.



You need to get more beer if you want me to keep feeding you all this cum!


Daddy likes the feel of daylight on your face while he facefucks you!


 

Wednesday, June 14, 2023

Humpday Menz 06142023

While he enjoys his cuppa joe,
you can enjoy Joe's cock!

Hi. I'm with The Blowjob Delivery Program.
You've been selected for a nice, long survey.

Don't worry. No one's watching.
Just relax and let me work my magic.

Someone needs help with the sunblock again!
Start with the cock head.

Perfect access to that beautiful piece!
Better get to work!

Why is that cock being neglected?!
It needs a mouth on it, STAT!

 

Sunday, June 11, 2023

Trucker 06112023

 




Friday, June 02, 2023

Home And Health Update 06022023


Hello, Folks:

Just thought I'd give you all a little update about what's going on here at HEAD quarters.

THE GOOD

Cruising for cock has slowly become a thing here now that COVID has become more manageable, and everyone is being more considerate of the risks involved.  I still mask up like an idiot, but it's only because I don't want to catch COVID, no matter how lame it may be.  I've been able to hit several nearby truckstops, and I have to admit that I LOVE the trucker men at Love's.  Something about that place makes it so rewarding when it comes to cruising truckers.


THE BAD

My only setback right now is that I'm still on the hunt for a kidney.  Yes. A fucking kidney.  I'm on dialysis three times a week, and the shit gets old really fast.  It interferes with my work, my social life, and my quality of life in general.  If any of you out there are going through the same thing, my hat's off to you for all the shit you endure.

Fortunately, I have a kidney lined up, and I'm just jumping through the hoops they make you go through just to be approved for a kidney transplant.  Shouldn't be long now.  I just wanted to give you all a heads-up in case I ever go silent for a month or two.  I'll try my best to pre-load the hot men photos for you guys to enjoy, but if I ever go silent for a month or two, (that's how long you have to be hospitalized sometimes,) odds are I probably got called in the middle of the night that there's a kidney waiting for me, and I had to drive out of town in a hurry.

Don't give up on me, and don't give up on this blog! Please keep the good vibes and the awesome comments and "hellos" coming.  They mean the world to me!


Thank you.

Sunday, April 30, 2023

Wednesday, April 26, 2023

Beef Buffet! 04262023




Why can't my yard guy mow the lawn like this?!




Fancy meeting this daddy on the trail!




Daddy looks lonely. You want to keep him company?

Sunday, April 23, 2023

Mouthwatering Meats! 04232023



This hairy daddy just makes my mouth water no matter where I look at him!





That's the kind of foreskin you take your time exploring!

Saturday, April 22, 2023

Archive Dump 04222023

Just making more space in my hard drive.

Speaking of a hard drive ...



How's the view from down there?



No. You start with my pits, THEN you choke on my boner.




I love to watch a good cook do his thing!





Which one would YOU like to be?!



This beautiful backside was made to be enjoyed!



If this is some sort of college class, I'm going back to school!




The End.