I was a victim of fate again this afternoon when I took a buddy out to dinner after he helped me clean up the garage. My buddy and I fuck around, and despite a couple hours of some ball-busting sex, we managed to get my garage looking decent. Since he wouldn't take money, I took him out for a nice steak and potato dinner.
As luck would have it, the place was packed with men that commanded my attention everywhere I looked. There were bearded men, shaved head men, heavy men, scrawny men, older men, younger men, what-the-fuck-you-lookin-at men, and even wandering-eye men. It was unbelievable. My friend figured I was just having a bad case of hypoglycemia and I needed to eat something, but I couldn't tell him I was drooling at all the man-candy packing the place.
Of course, the majority of these guys were with wives, family or friends, but that didn't keep these fuckers from catching my eye.
I thought twice about cruising the bathrooms because 1) my buddy was with me, 2) EVERYONE saw you go into the bathroom, and 3) there were about 3 really gay guys working there who probably had a really keen eye out for any funny business going on. I'm sure their gaydars were on overload just as mine was when I spotted them.
It was just so overwhelming to see so many attractive men gathered in one place at one time. It was like God took every variety of man I ever found to be attractive and crammed them all into this one place. The prize there was a guy in his late 40s, with a full, brown beard coming down from a full head of dark brown and silver hair. He was incredible, and I couldn't keep my gaze off of him until I caught myself pushing a forkload of salad onto my chin. Wow!
The meal was delicious, and I worked up a sweat eating and putting up with the sunlight hitting the side of my face. By the end of my meal, most of the men had gone, and were replaced by the senior citizen genre. I was ready to go.
Thirty bucks later, and with a belly full of medium-rare 8 oz steak, 1 baked potato, 2 rolls, a big plate of salad and two glasses of unsweetened iced-tea, I was ready to head home and fuck.
