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Watching This Weekend 08072022
Seems everyone is posting what they're watching these days, so I thought I'd share what I watched this weekend. Typical disclaimers: Not everyone likes the same things, for the same reasons. These are strictly my sexualized opinions presented for your entertainment.
LIGHTYEAR on Disney+ - this movie caught my attention months ago with all the fuss about the supposedly lesbian kiss from hell. I loved that it rubbed lesbian love in the face of homo haters, but I hate that it bombed in theaters as a result. Sadly, Disney took out the scene in the version I watched on Disney+ and I felt like they cowered to the pressures of the homo haters still rampant out in the world. It was entertaining to watch, and it had a nice plot. Almost gave me the feels, but it stayed cute. Young buzz was a hottie, old senior citizen Daddy Buzz was definitely a hot silver daddy I'd suck off in his robot suit, but I would have loved to see a shirtless, hairy-chested middle-aged DILF Buzz. Talk about deepthroating him to infinity and beyond!
PREY on Hulu - this was a pleasant, and unexpected surprise. I've seen all the Predator movies, and this was by far, my favorite. Never mind the whole "girl power" theme they had going, but I loved how they toned down the Predator guy to make it seem like the fights were a little more evenly matched. Despite his technology, the Predator hunter still took a beating when he hunted humans, and I think that kept the fights interesting. The hottest guys in the movies were the French fur traders with their scruff, bad oral hygiene, and facial hair. But unless you're into young, hairless, Native American twink bodies, there wasn't much eye candy to keep a good jack off session going throughout the movie. The story and fight scenes were great, though. This was a fun movie to watch. Twice!
UNCHARTED on Netflix - my Attention Deficit Disorder was on high gear for this one. Despite the fun action scenes, and the witty banter between the main characters, this film did little to keep my attention. This is a movie I could watch while sucking dick, or riding a big fat cock, but I didn't feel it was a movie I had to put on pause while I was being covered in cum. But that's just me. Watch this movie as background noise, and for the occasional "oh wow" moment during conversation. Glad I didn't spring for this one at the theater.
What do you think? Do you agree? Disagree? Are you jacking off right now? Add your comment down below and let me know what you think.
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