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Hey, driver! Are you hauling food trucks?
Because you sure know how to make a weiner stand!
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I have 206 bones in my body.
Care to add one more?
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I'd REALLY like to see what you look like when I'm naked!
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Can we go to your truck for pizza and sex?
No? Don't you like pizza?
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Do you sleep on your stomach?
No? Well, can I?
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I identify as a door.
So feel free to slam me all day long.
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Are you a burger?
Because you can be the meat between my buns.
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Just call me Oliver.
Because in a minute, I'm gonna be Oliver that dick!
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I call my mouth The Astronaut.
Because it was made to explore Uranus.
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